Mad Woke Daily

A new debate has exploded after conservative firebrand Candace Owens dropped “Christ is King” on social media, leading to her firing from The Daily Wire by her boss Ben Shapiro in March 2024. The drama kicked up a notch when Daily Wire host Andrew Klavan chimed in, calling the phrase problematic, while Nick Fuentes and his followers jumped in, amplifying the chatter and turning it into a quite the cultural conundrum.

Now, multiple progressive groups all heavily funded by AIPAC and the Israel lobby—and tied to the folks who, you know, sent Jesus to the cross 2,000 years ago—are demanding the phrase be banned, insisting it’s offensive to their community. They’re still kicking themselves, arguing it stings to hear that the guy they had a hand in nailing might’ve been the real deal.

Woke retailers are yanking “Christ is King” gear off shelves faster than a recall on tainted gefilte fish, and there’s buzz about mandatory sensitivity classes for anyone caught saying it. Legal eagles are flapping about new hate speech rules, as the phrase’s history gets a fresh scrub.

Mad Woke Daily reporters hit the streets and interviewed a few individuals regarding this fiasco. Rabbi Mordechai Goldstein, 55, shrugged it off, “Oy vey, what a meshuggeneh world! Maybe we made a mistake back then, who knows? I’m too busy counting my shekels to care—let the goyim fight it out!” Meanwhile, Isaac Rosenberg, 42, a local bagel shop owner, fumed, “How dare they say ‘Christ is King’? Don’t they know that hurts my feelings? I’m offended—offended, I tell you! This is outrageous!” On the other side, Pastor Timothy Grayson, 38, a Christian, sighed, “Yeah, I believe in Jesus and God, but if the media says ‘Christ is King’ offends people, I’ll just go along with it. Can’t risk upsetting anyone, right?”

Mad Woke Daily can’t help but wonder if this’ll end with a courtroom showdown—or just more whining.