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  • November 26, 2025

    Macron: “Yeah, I Tried to Have Her Killed… but I Swear Brigitte Doesn’t Have a D*ck”

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  • NASA Hires P. Diddy: “Greatest Explorer of Black Holes We’ve Ever Seen”
    March 25, 2025

    NASA Hires P. Diddy: “Greatest Explorer of Black Holes We’ve Ever Seen”

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  • Snow-Off-White and the 7 CGI Abominations:  “I’d Rather Eat a Poison Apple Than Watch That Again”
    March 24, 2025

    Snow-Off-White and the 7 CGI Abominations: “I’d Rather Eat a Poison Apple Than Watch That Again”

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  • Linda vs. Jill: Raw Pay Pew View Rumble for $1.6B Ed Dept Cash Scheduled for Next Month
    March 23, 2025

    Linda vs. Jill: Raw Pay Pew View Rumble for $1.6B Ed Dept Cash Scheduled for Next Month

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  • Rescued Space Crew Weren’t Lost in Orbit, Just Refused to Leave Hollywood Studio for 259 Days
    March 20, 2025

    Rescued Space Crew Weren’t Lost in Orbit, Just Refused to Leave Hollywood Studio for 259 Days

    Underpaid Wage Slave
  • Bombshell Alert: Ashley Biden’s Diary Written Entirely in Autopen, And She Wasn’t Alone
    March 20, 2025

    Bombshell Alert: Ashley Biden’s Diary Written Entirely in Autopen, And She Wasn’t Alone

    Underpaid Wage Slave
  • College Revenues Plummet as Only Fans Enrollment Overtakes Female College Enrollment
    March 19, 2025

    College Revenues Plummet as Only Fans Enrollment Overtakes Female College Enrollment

    Underpaid Wage Slave
  • Egg Prices Increase as Experts Discover Their Tremendous Health Benefits
    March 18, 2025

    Egg Prices Increase as Experts Discover Their Tremendous Health Benefits

    Underpaid Wage Slave
  • Trump Announces JFK Files to be Released—Epstein Files in 2085
    March 17, 2025

    Trump Announces JFK Files to be Released—Epstein Files in 2085

    Underpaid Wage Slave
  • Musk’s Plan to Save Humanity: Fleeing to Mars, a Frozen Wasteland with No Water
    March 17, 2025

    Musk’s Plan to Save Humanity: Fleeing to Mars, a Frozen Wasteland with No Water

    Underpaid Wage Slave
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